An ODE to the Electronic Bible

The noise is heard in churches.
Who is this usurper?
Who is this enemy?
How dare he try and replace me!!
Please all sign this petition banishing him into oblivion.
I was the cause of the reformation
Which brought renewal to Christianity
Both in the Protestant and Roman Catholic churches
I am the written word of God
I go by the name The Paper Bible
There is no other
No you cannot have any other
BUT ME
I am not the enemy
I am your friend
I have made it possible for readers to access a cloud of resources
No more hunting through dozens of books
Go right to the issue at stake in a hundred books
Harness the power of google
Harness the wisdom of ages
Harness the wisdom of continents
I serve you to provide you wisdom
I am YOUR SERVANT
I have made it possible for readers to carry their notes
From Bible to Bible across time
No more searching for it across 10 bibles
No more tedious transcribing of notes
No more lost notebooks with your wealth of notes
It is all on the cloud for me to find wherever I am
I give you the Greek tenses at the stroke of a key
I give you the Hebrew root to understand the true meaning
It is there in the cloud
I have made people into Bible scholars
I have made people into Bible carriers
I am the ELECTRONIC BIBLE
I am not the enemy
I am the next generation
Do not banish me like the church did to Galileo
Do not banish me like the church did to YOU in the past
I am your friend
Will you accept me?

